UPDATE: The Real Identity Of The Phillies Ballgirl With The Diabolical Dumper Is Found

IMPORTANT: Phillies Hooters Ball Girl's Ass Is Majestic RT @Jesterly13 pic.twitter.com/3tXKJodN6k

— Smitty (@SmittyBarstool) February 28, 2014

So the Internet was incorrect and connected the wrong Hooters girl with the ballgirl booty seen at Phillies Spring Training. Well, we finally got it right. Introducing Sofia: 2014 Hooters Calendar Girl, Phillies Spring Training Ballgirl and public Snapchat account holder. Hope she enjoys getting seduced by some random blogger’s Snaps every 4 minutes until he gets a response for his face to be a personal seat cushion for the next decade. “You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take” -Wayne Gretzky -Michael Scott -Smitty

2014 Hooters Calendar Girl #stepintoawsome #happygirl #originalhooters via @HootersCalendar pic.twitter.com/Ic3oP105Bi

— Sofia? (@badgalsof) September 19, 2013

Huge H/T’s to @4dollas20cents and ebert