— Smitty (@SmittyBarstool) February 28, 2014
Tweeted this out last week, then of course other websites pick up the Tweet and I get heat for not blogging it even though we were the first to bring it to light. Ho hum. Another day in the life of the Smitty. Maybe for the next line of work I can offer my face as the official ball girl seat for all Phillies Spring Training games. The cheeks for one hell of a welcomed cushion. Beanbag worthy, baby.
Come get some, Arial. UPDATE: Apparently this isn’t the diabolical dumper. Next blog will have the real babe with the booty.
Another hot girl dating a doucher? Shocker.