Can A Man Not Compliment Another Man's Cock On The Internet Without Everybody Thinkin' It's Weird Or What? It's 2018, People. Get It Together.

Just a few minutes ago, I got an update on my phone. I looked down at it…it was from Instagram. It said “thenotoriousmma just posted a photo”. I have Conor McGregor’s post notifications turned on, of course, as Team McGregor’s Executive Director of Support, so I pulled it up, and BAM! What I saw was the photo above. It’s a look at the Champ Champ, Mystic Mac, standing in front of a beautiful Samurai mural, wearing some wet boxer briefs which really bring attention to his cock. I thought, “Wow! My guy’s havin’ a great dick day (as always)! Good for him!”, and as – again, Team McGregor’s Executive Director of Support – I figured I’d let ‘em know it! I said…

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But now, my mentions are full of people thinkin’ it was weird of me to compliment the champ’s cock like I did.

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Can I ask something? What’s wrong with you people? Huh? What’s wrong with you? When is it going to be acceptable for one man to compliment another man’s cock on the internet without it being weird, huh?

It’s 2018, people. It shouldn’t be this difficult a concept. Grow up. Get a life.