David Wright Ha$ Not Been Medically Cleared To Play For The Met$ De$pite Playing For Week$ In The Minor$ And Nobody Know$ Why

Who do we blame for tonight’s tire fire of fan outrage on #MetsTwitter? The manager that has been proven to be INCOMPETENT (*said in Frank The Tank’s voice) as a skipper or the PR team that is never proactive about anything and allows every mole hill of a story to become a mountain? I mean honestly, how do you not get all your ducks in a row and have answers ready no matter how cliche and see-through they are about the franchise’s most beloved player going through a minor league rehab assignment, traveling with the big league club, yet still not being cleared to play when you have the New York media asking questions? HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?!?!?!

Now here is a random tweet that surely has nothing to do with that answer from Mickey Callaway.

For the laymen and laywomen out there…

What David Wright looks like to the Wilpons bank account when he isn’t playing:

What David Wright looks like to the Wilpons bank account when he is playing:

Any questions?

Here’s to hoping David will miraculously be ready to play once the ledger calendar moves from August to September tomorrow.