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Correction: As I Expected, A 101-Year-Old Woman Did Not Give Birth Today

Earlier this morning, we published a blog about a 101-year old woman giving birth. The writer of said blog remains unknown. However, we are looking into it. In order for the record to be clean, we must print this retraction. The article is false. It’s rubbish. It’s untrue. At no time. At no time did a 101-year-old woman give birth with someone else’s ovaries. Furthermore, we retract the statement that her vagina opened wide like a python to birth the aforementioned baby.

The earlier blog with a small footnote at the end. Please click here to see said footnote if you so desire.