MMA Fighter Tito Ortiz Tried To Explain How Many Days Per Week He Has Been Training But Math Is Hard

Okay, hold up. What? Allow me to transcribe what Tito says in that video to attempt to clear things up for all of us. Maybe writing it out will make things less confusing.

“I train six days – actually six days a week. Uhhh five days a week, I’ll train three days a week, and one of those days, I’ll train two days of the week, so…six days of the week I’ll be training.”

Yep, no. Doesn’t make any more sense reading it out like that. Actually muddies the waters way more than they were prior. It’s like some wet tar, oil, and Nickelodeon slime was dumped into the water now. Six days per week, he trains five days per week, and out of those five days per week he trains while he’s training six days per week, three of those days are spent training three days per week, and one of the days out of the five days per week in which he’s training three days per week he trains two days per week?

Folks, I know that Chuck Liddell, Tito Ortiz’s soon-to-be third-time opponent, is the one with brain damage issues, and Tito is there for the most part, just has some brutal neck issues, but I’m starting to question whether or not some of those knockouts are now catching up to ol’ Tito. I don’t think the Golden Boy Promotions-run Chuck Liddell vs Tito Ortiz III where neither fighter is guaranteed a single dime going in and they’ll just sort it out after they see the pay-per-view buys later will ever actually come to fruition, and god I hope it doesn’t. Neither of these guys are in a healthy enough state to be eating blows to the brain and it’d be disgusting for anyone to commission this one. Tito going all Scott Steiner with his math is still very funny tho.