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David Blaine Blew Travis Scott's Mind With A Ridiculous Card Trick

I like David Blaine but I am terrified of David Blaine. That’s my relationship with most magicians but especially David Blaine. He’s on a whole different level. I have a question. How is David Blaine not the most powerful man in the world? He easily could be. Has he just decided to use his powers for good instead of evil? That’s the only reason I can come up with. Otherwise I’m pretty sure he could bring down every government in the world in less than a week. I mean he had that dude’s driver’s license number in the cards! In the cards! That’s not even magic anymore. That’s identity theft. David Blaine is using his sorcery to get people’s personal information and that’s fucking nuts. David Blaine doesn’t pull a rabbit out of a hat. David Blaine pulls your credit card number outta your head and buys stuff with it.

I no longer view videos like that Travis Scott one in a positive light. I used to but I don’t anymore. I view them as threats by David Blaine. Threats that he can and will steal your social security number at any moment and there’s nothing you can do about it. Sorry. I’m not saying we should arrest David Blaine and throw him in jail before he starts using his powers for true evil but I am saying we might regret it if we don’t. He’d probably just break outta jail though.