I Was On 'Entertainment Tonight' Because Butthole Eyes

Hold on to ya Butthole Eyes. Every time I think the proverbial lids of ‘Butthole Eyes‘ are finally blinking shut, they crack right back open again. Last night into today I was bombarded with notifications as news sites, gossip columnists & Barstool personalities pinged the story of Butthole Eyes. (Have I mentioned Butthole Eyes yet? Butthole Eyes.) Here’s a quick example of the Butthole Eyes fever:

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Anyways, I thought it was dying down & this evening I was about to walk into town for drinks when I got a text alerting me to the latest. Entertainment Tonight had picked up the story & there I was front & center with Kenjac from Lights, Camera, Barstool. Off to the right – the wordsmith who started it all.

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I like that they blurred out the word ‘butthole’ & that the video devolved into a story about Kenan Thompson which you can see in full HERE. Via ET Online:

Chaps, the writer of the original article, posted another piece on Friday, in which he (sorta) apologized for anyone he may have offended.

“Pete Davidson’s eyes look like buttholes. Some people have taken that as an insult,” his post read. “It wasn’t meant to be. In fact, many would say that it’s a compliment. Moreover, I even said I’m sorry if this offends in the original blog.”

Regardless, it doesn’t appear Grande is losing any sleep over this as her new album, Sweetener, just went to No. 1!

A fan of Grande, I’m happy Sweetener is #1 and she’s achieving her dreams. Personally, as a little girl I’d always dreamed of making a 2 second cameo on a random CBS gossip show because my friend said a comedian had Butthole Eyes so I’m achieving mine, too. What a world.

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