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Grading the Newest Sex Scandal Teacher

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OklahomaA former Oklahoma high school teacher is facing rape charges in connection with alleged inappropriate behavior with a student.

According to court documents obtained by FOX 23, Haylie Smart is accused of having a sexual relationship with a 17-year-old student while she was a teacher at Oologah-Talala High School.

The teen turned 18-years-old during that time, but it is illegal under state law for a teacher to be involved in that kind of a relationship with a student.

The affidavit alleges that Smart had sex with the teen on multiple occasions after class, and even at his house during the teacher walkout.

She was suspended from the school district in May after the allegations came to light, and she resigned for her position several days later. … Smart told FOX 23 that she wasn’t aware of the charges, and did not wish to comment.

Now that’s a cute one. Nothing great about Hailey Smart. Years from now we won’t be singing her praises or having long conversations about “Remember that teacher from Oklahoma who got charged with banging that 18-year-old?” As Sex Scandal Teachers go, she’s sort of the palate-cleanser. That song in the middle of a concert where the band has been doing all these power ballads and now the frontman comes out solo to do a little acoustic number.

She certainly won’t be remembered like Linda Janack from yesterday, the one who has a porn page on chaturbate. In fact, I had to Google Haylie just to find something out of the SST-ordinary with her. And the best I could come up with was this “20 Questions” Q&A piece she did:

2. If you could be a superhero, who would you want to be?

Catwoman. She’s clever, sly and doesn’t need superhuman powers to fight crime.

3. What actress would you want to play you in a movie?

Kat Dennings or Kate Winslet.

Like I said, cute.Not the strongest performance we’ve witnessed by any stretch, but she’s trying. And that counts for something. They can’t all be on sites bragging about their 36DDDs and “full-time MILF” porn careers. But coming from a teacher with the same last name as Pamela Smart, the homicidal lunatic who started the Sex Scandal Teacher industry, that is still disappointing.

 The Grades:
Looks: Definitely not Catwoman. And for sure not Kat Dennings, either. Haylie is the clinical definition of “above average.” And therefore, a
Grade: C+

Moral Compass/Bad Judgment: “Multiple occasions.” At the students’ home. Taking advantage of the teachers’ walkout, so she’s mixing her social activism with her sexual activity. With a student who is old enough to select the President or be in the military or get married, but by law can’t do this. That’s all OK but by no means a world-changer. Mostly I’d just tell Haylie to cut the crap claiming she didn’t hear anything about the charges. Like the school board suspended her and she quit job, but it’s all a big mystery as to why. If you’re going to expect good marks here, own it. Like Linda and Scott Janack.
Grade: C-

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Intangibles: If Haylie did anything special or distinctive, we could call her signature move “Doing the Ol’ Oologah-Talala.” Huge wasted opportunity there. We need one of her co-workers to step up because that would be a terrible name to waste.
Grade: C

Overall: C

Do you have someone you want to see graded? Tweet her to me @jerrythornton1 or email me at jerry@barstoolsports.com. Your service to the betterment of mankind will be its own reward.