Did You Know The Kid From Big Daddy Is Smashing One Of The Hottest Chicks On The Planet?
It has come to my attention that not many people realize what is perhaps the biggest news of 2018. Barbara Palvin, who I have long hyped as one of the most attractive human beings on the planet, is in a relationship. No, no, it’s not with me. Shocking, I know. But then whomst is it with, you ask? Well, you won’t believe it, but it’s Frankenstein aka Ross’s son on Friends aka Zack and Cody. Dylan freaking Sprouse is banging Barbara Palvin and I could not be more proud.
That’s our baby boy Frankenstein all grown up, tears in my eyes.
I guess it’s safe to say…Scuba Steve isn’t the only one diving down under these days
I’m just so proud of him.
His biggest achievement since figuring out the loop, swoop, and pull.
