Smokeshows Are Now Celebrating Milestone Birthdays By Going Skydiving

NYP - One Michigan woman recently celebrated a milestone birthday by leaping out of a plane at 14,000 feet.

When Dottie Sambiagio turned 90, she was inspired to follow in George H. W Bush’s footsteps and take the plunge, literally, by going skydiving.

“Try and enjoy life. It is so precious. You don’t know how long it is going to be,” Sambiagio told WXYZ.

“It was wonderful,” she told the cameraman upon landing, seemingly unfazed by the potentially terrifying experience.

“That ground came rushing so fast. I thought, my legs are going to be bent like an accordion…. next thing I knew we were down and I was fine,” she told WXYZ.

Mamacita! This is a trend I can get behind. Smokes jumping out of planes to celebrate big birthdays. No long do they take shots with their betches and text ex boyfriends at 2am, now they live laugh and love at 14,000 feet. Dottie is a badddd bitch. Went up to the clouds and jumped out like she is barely a day over 85. The only person who has it better than Dottie is her instructor. Look at that million dollar smile:

What a lucky, lucky man. I wonder if he got those digits after?

Ohhhhh yeahhhhh.

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