A New STD Is Literally Eating People's Penises and Vaginas Off

SOUTHPORT, UK (KRON) – A rare sexually transmitted disease that causes flesh-eating ulcers on the infected person’s genitalia has been in reported in England, according to the Lancashire Post.

The unidentified woman, who lives in Southport, is reportedly between the ages of 15 and 25 was diagnosed with donovanosis within the past year.

According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), donovanosis (Granuloma Inguinale) is spread through sexual intercourse with an infected patient, or by coming into contact with a patient’s infected ulcer.

A pharmacist with chemist-4-u.com told the Lancashire Post that any delay in treatment “could cause the flesh around the genitals to literally rot away.”

First of all, that’s a sausage. Not a dick. Secondly, fellas, you dont wanna be lackadaisical about this news or your dick could literally turn into that sausage. No one wants that.

I’m glad I’m not a single man. The worries about these STDs would be just too much. Every time you’re out here swiping right on some little sexy philly, you gotta worry about getting HPV, HIV, the clap, Chlamydia, Gonorrhea, Trichomoniasis, Genital herpes, Hepatitis B, Hepatitis C, Syphilis, Crabs, Pelvic Inflammatory Disease (PID), Human papillomavirus infection, Lymphogranuloma venereum, Urethritis and on and on and on.

Are all those risks combined with the new risk of having an STD that can eat your dick off from the inside out worth it to slap some buns? You betcha. I love sex! There is nothing like the touch of your lover. Risks be damned unless the risk is anal warts. Fuck that. I dont want anal warts.