Shopping Cart Riding, So Fucking Extreme!

And this is why I don’t use a shopping cart at the Grocery Store. The allure of catching major speed, feeling that sweet wind in your hair, is just too great. And then you’re the asshole standing in the middle of the parking lot with a bunch of smashed beers and a rugburn on your knee hoping no one saw you eat shit even though you’re in Russia so it was 100% caught on a million dashboard cameras.

PS

He basically was Peter Griffin with that knee injury. It can’t possibly be that bad man.