Just a quick note here. Priyanka Chopra and Nick Jonas confirmed their engagement today. They’ve obviously been engaged for a little while now but they hadn’t publicly said anything about it. They confirmed it today with some gushy bullshit about hearts and love. Kinda gross. A little over the top if you ask me. Anyway. People have been asking me my opinion about it. So I want to remind people that I don’t care about this. At all. I never think about it. Priyanka and Nick getting engaged is not something that occupies my mind at all. Imagine caring about something like that? Imagine caring that the potential love of your life who you met once for 6 minutes decided to marry a Jonas brother instead? Couldn’t be me. It isn’t me. It’ll never be me. Don’t care. Thank you.