Things We Learned This Morning - Kanye West Wears His T-Shirt Into The Ocean Like A Total Sucker

Awful awful look. I don’t care if you’re 3,000 pounds, you can’t wear your shirt into the ocean/pool. It’s basically announcing to the world that you’re not only fat but super insecure about it as well. Can’t show weakness like this. Sun Tzu Kanye, ever heard of him? Appear weak when you’re strong and strong when you’re weak. As a fat guy the only way to deal with the beach is to pretend you’re not fat. Kill them with false confidence then go home and cry about it after. T-Shirt is is like waving the white flag on life. Can’t have it.

The only way this is allowed is if it’s one of those floatie T-Shirts that kids that don’t know how to swim wear in the pool, or if you’re a Mexican family on Oak Street Beach.