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Ariana Grande Bought A $16 Million Apartment, Pete Davidson...Buys The Groceries

Celebrity Sightings in New York City - June 20, 2018

Page Six - Ariana Grande is definitely the breadwinner in her relationship with Pete Davidson, but Davidson is the bread keeper.

The “Saturday Night Live” star admitted to GQ that Grande purchased their reported $16 million New York City pad, but he’s in charge of the groceries.

“She’s really sweet. She’s like, ‘This is our house,’ and I’m like, ‘You’re very nice for saying that. Thank you for letting me stay here,’” he said. “She’s like, ‘We’re getting married!’ And I’m like, ‘I know, thank you for letting me stay here.’”

How do I find myself an Ariana Grande? God dammit Pete is so smart. This whole time people were making fun of him for all his lovey-dovey online PDA shit, commenting on all her Instagram pictures about how much he loves her and all that, but Pete is a man with a plan. He saw the size of the checks Ariana was cashing and found himself a sugar momma. All he has to do is click “like” on her pictures and drop a few quotes to the New York Post every few weeks about how great Ariana is and he gets to live in her $16 million pad rent free. What a life!!!!

And you know he’s not bringing home groceries. I mean, they live in New York City. Nobody in NYC goes to the grocery store, that’s why Seamless was invented and why there are 3 million restaurants in this city. Out of everyone I work with here in Barstool HQ, nobody who lives in an apartment with rooommates cooks at home. Everyone orders dinner or goes out to dinner every single night. And we don’t have nearly the amount of money Pete and Ariana have. By the way, side note, I’m always blown away by how many restaurants and bars are in this city- like, where does all the food come from? Actually, don’t answer that. I watched “Food Inc” a documentary about where food comes from, and almost turned vegetarian. It’s that bad.

But anyway, good for Pete. either he’s madly in love and playing the game perfectly, or he’s pretending to be in love and playing the game perfectly. Either way he’s living in a $16 million condo, is engaged to one of the most famous singers in the world, and he still has a big ol’ dickpiece.

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What a gal.