Cue the Duckboats | Championship Collection for Banner 18SHOP HERE


Kelly Stafford's Social Media Game Is Back Making Headlines Just In Time For Football Season

Kelly Stafford has proven time and time again that she knows how to make social media needles move. People definitely don’t forget that she almost broke the internet with her bachelorette party.

Screen Shot 2018-08-15 at 1.07.23 PMScreen Shot 2018-08-15 at 1.26.40 PM

Well, her social media game is making headlines again. X2.

First, she just eased the minds of Lions fans who might have been worried the birth of the next Stafford kid would keep their $135 million QB from the field on any given Sunday this fall.

Screen Shot 2018-08-15 at 12.37.54 PM

Great meme, even better caption.

A lot of women would be pissed if their baby daddy missed the birth of a child. But nope, not Kelly Stafford. She refuses to deprive Detroit of their franchise QB.

What a woman of the people. It’s not ground breaking news that the Lions would absolutely stink without Matt Stafford. He’s one of the highest paid QBs in the game AND has the record for the most passing yards in NFL history by a QB under 30… and has never won a playoff game. That’s not all on him though. The Lions haven’t won a playoff game since the 1991 season.

That’s bad.

Second, even though she’s ready to pop at any second, it’s not stopping her from crushing the gym game.

This is mind blowing. I didn’t know pregnant women could do this, if we are being completely honest. I don’t know if I’ll ever have kids. But if I do, I’ll 10/10 use pregnancy as an excuse to eat whatever the fuck I want, not care about working out and be an absolute fat ass with a real excuse for nine months straight.

Again, not Kelly Stafford. 38 weeks pregnant and#NoDaysOff.


So to recap:
1. She wants her husband to play football instead of hold her hand while she gives birth to his kid.
2. She’s staying in epic shape despite being incredibly pregnant.
3. She looks like this…

Screen Shot 2018-08-15 at 1.01.17 PM

Happy wife, happy life. Perfect woman status.