Drunk Wasps Are Causing Chaos In Britain After Eating Fermented Fruit
Daily Mail- Britain is under attack from 'lager lout' wasps who are going on stinging rampages after getting drunk on fermented fruit and leftover pub-garden cider. The pests are turning to the boozy treats because they can no longer feed on their conventional diet of flies and sugar-spit produced by the queen's larvae. This change in diet is the result of a genetic trait and occurs each year, however, the cold winter earlier this year allowed the species to build 'absolutely massive nests'. As a result, this year will see more wasps buzzing around pub beer gardens. Tiny doses of alcohol are enough to make wasps 'irritable' and more likely to sting, experts have warned. The drunken insects are more likely to be drawn to sweet foods, like jam sandwiches or cans of cola, where they pose a risk to people. According to experts from the Sussex Wildlife Trust, the reason wasps turn to the pursue booze and alcoholic decaying fruit at this time of year is a genetic trait in wasp forces.
Well the answer here is simple, you have to move. You have to leave Britain as fast as you can. Everybody should move far far away. Go literally anywhere else. The UK is no longer a habitable place. Anywhere is better than living in the same country as a bunch of drunken angry wasps. Chernobyl is a more livable place. A few brave people can stay behind to fight the wasps with flamethrowers if they want but everyone else should be skipping town ASAP. Wasps are mean and nasty enough without having a little hooch coursing through their little bodies.
On another note, how lightweight are those wasps? What a bunch of pussies. The article says multiple times that they drank a "tiny" amount of alcohol and now they're going batshit on the people of Britain. If wasps are as scary as people say they are then they should be able to hold their liquor a little better. Not to mention nobody likes an angry drunk. Angry drunks ruin the party faster than any other kind of drunk. What a bunch of party poopers. These bitch ass wasps eat a little fermented fruit, catch a light buzz for the first time and start throwing their stingers around. Grow up.