A Tale of #HoonHeroes and #VapeVillians
Shanghaiist- “Earlier this week, a Chinese uncle jumped into Wuhan’s Han River and saved a woman from drowning, all while managing to keep his cigarette lit. After the rescuing the woman, he can be seen standing in the water, chatting and having a smoke.”
This guy is 100% a member of the Guardians of the Golden Leaves.
If that organization doesn’t ring a bell, they’re are pretty much the Avengers of Hoon Crankers that Francis and I learned about at the Shanghai Tobacco Museum.
But honestly, there really isn’t anything the Chinese can’t do without a cigarette in their mouths. For some it’s almost an extension of their body. They can flawlessly serve food
all while cranking the finest hoons this side of the Yangtze river. Some historians believe that If the Chinese had already discovered tobacco at the time, the Great Wall could have been built in half the time.
However, the Vape craze has finally found it’s way to the Middle Kingdom, and with it, dangerous repercussions. Introducing….
Beijing (CNN) A co-pilot smoking an electronic cigarette in the cockpit of an Air China flight caused the plane to suddenly drop 6,000 meters (19,600 feet) when he mistakenly turned off its air conditioning system.