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Tough Guy Boyfriend Sucker Punches Scrawny Dude In The Face For Looking At His Girlfriend’s Ass

At first I thought drugs were involved, but upon further review it turns out that all parties involved are white trash. Which explains not only the antler buck t shirt and Kate Gosselin post-divorce haircut, but also the outfit of the gawker. Who I’m pretty sure is DJ Qualls from the film The New Guy. 

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Was he in the wrong for blatantly staring at her ass? Yes. But he wasn’t nearly as wrong as the guy who wound up and cracked him in the face. I listened to the audio to try and figure out what he said before he got hit but I couldn’t make it out. It doesn’t matter anyway. As the old adage goes, “looking’s for free, touching’s gonna cost you something unless you’re in a Detroit-area pawn shop.”

If I had to guess I’d say that everyone involved was probably so high they won’t remember what happened. So at least there’s that. Thank God the woman prevented him from following up on the punch otherwise this blog would’ve been an obituary.