Barstool Philly Public Service Announcement: Stay The Fuck Off The PA Turnpike Eastbound Today


Hope people are alright, but right now it’s reported there’s over a 50+ car pile-up on the PA Turnpike on the Eastbound side. The mess has currently shut down the Eastbound lanes from Exits 343 to 352 (between Bensalem and Willow Grove). Stretch is shitty enough of a commute as it is, but don’t even think about it today people if you haven’t left already. All degenerates need to find another way to Parx Casino to get your fix.

Happy Valentines Day.

UPDATE: Love of the life actually putting in work today: