If You're The Person Who Robbed John Mayer's House, We All Hate You

TMZ- John Mayer is the latest celeb to be hit by burglars … TMZ has learned. Law enforcement sources tell us, someone broke into the singer’s Beverly Hills-area home mid-morning Friday.  The intruder got in by smashing a bedroom window.  We’re told the house was “ransacked.”  The burglar/burglars made off with music equipment and personal property.  Our sources say among the items taken … some of John’s watches.  He has an enormous and enormously valuable timepiece collection. Our sources say the value of the property taken is between $100,000 and $200,000. No one was home at the time of the break-in.  We don’t know if John’s burglar alarm was on. Somewhere around noon, a security guard noticed the broken window and called police.

Are you fucking kidding me? This is blasphemy. I’m upset. Everyone should be upset. Call the FBI. John Mayer is a national treasure and shouldn’t be treated this way. Who would wanna rob him? What did he do to this person? Make too many toe-tapping hits? Make too many funny Instagram stories? Be a shining light in too many people’s lives? Those are the only reasons I can come up with. You gotta be a real asshole to rob John Mayer. I hope this person gets overwhelmed by soul-crushing guilt and gives John all his stuff back. If that doesn’t happen, I hope the burglar gets hit by a bus and dies.

I get that there was a time during Mayer’s career where he was an asshole and you could maybe see why someone would want to rob his house. But now? He’s completely rehabilitated his image as a genuinely good guy who makes fantastic music. There’s so many hateable famous people in Beverly Hill these days. Rob all of those guys. Harvey Weinstein’s house or Kevin Spacey’s house have to be around that same neighborhood. Take all of their stuff. Burn their houses down. Nobody would even care. John Mayer, though? Don’t you fucking dare steal from John Mayer. Turn yourself in.

Heat btw