Drunk Man Arrested At San Francisco Airport For Posing As A TSA Agent And Randomly Patting Down Women
SAN FRANCISCO (CBS SF) — A San Francisco man suspected of having one too many drinks is accused of posing as a Transportation Security Administration agent and groped two unsuspecting women, both foreigners, into a private booth for security pat downs. Authorities said the man was a ticketed passenger who went through the security checkpoint and was seen drinking at an airport lounge for a few hours Tuesday. The man, who was wearing khaki pants and a blue polo, may have swiped plastic blue gloves to look the part.
According to authorities, the man returned to the passenger screening area and convinced a passenger who was already screened to go to a private booth. What happened inside isn’t exactly clear, because she disappeared to catch her flight. Real TSA agents became suspicious of the man when he was seen ushering another woman into the private screening area, because men are only allowed to screen women in the booths if a female agent is present. The 53-year-old man was detained until police arrived. He faces a public drunkenness charge, but could face additional charges.
Incredible. Simply incredible. I know we say this or that was the best move ever but I honestly think in terms of wasting time at an airport this is the best move of all time. Have a few drinks, pat down a few tits, touch a couple of asses, rub a few vaginas. Why the hell not? That is just taking full advantage of the society we live in. You don’t ask questions in an airport post 9-11, you just don’t. If someone randomly walked up to you and said they need to pat you down you let them. You may think its weird in your head but what’s the alternative? Getting arrested, ending up on a terrorist watch list? No thanks. This guy realizes that, he knows we’re all pawns to the TSA, and he capitalized. The only thing I can fault him on is the fact that he got arrested and will probably go to jail and have a record for sexual perversion, that probably makes this entire operation a little less desirable, but other than that one small piece, he nailed it, he absolutely nailed it.
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If you’re stuck in an airport for more than 3 hours and you don’t go to one of those Airlines clubs and pay the 50 dollar day fee you’re not doing airports right. Free booze, snacks and TV’s. You get your money’s worth in 1 hour inside one of those clubs when you figure how expensive airport bars are. Old Hockey Trick.