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Sports Illustrated Thinks Tiger Woods Did 9/11

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Well there ya go. Osama bin Laden is officially off the hook according to the folks over at Sports Illustrated. It was Tiger Woods who did 9/11. All these years we thought it was that one guy but nope. We were wrong. Turns out it was our very own sports superstar who was responsible. Right under our noses! It’s pretty simple cause and effect actually. Tiger Woods was at Bellerive in 2001 and 9/11 happened. All facts. Should we all be on red alert this weekend while Tiger is back at Bellerive? Given what happened the last time?

For real though, what a wild tweet from Sports Illustrated there. I get that we’re all in the click game but god damn*. They could at least be a little more subtle with it. The first sentence of that is jarring. I clicked on the article and sorta read it and the connection between Tiger and 9/11 seems thin. Something about nostalgia? I don’t know. Wild stuff. I’d like to go on record and say that I don’t think Tiger Woods did 9/11.

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*Writes blog with title saying Sports Illustrated thinks Tiger Woods did 9/11