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Remember The Rapper Who Cut Off His Own Dick? Well Yeah He Says Everyone Else Is A Sucker Because Sex Is For Mortals And He's A God

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Daily Mail- The Wu-Tang-affiliated rapper who chopped off his own penis has denied reports that doctors re-attached the member – but insists he sees it as a ‘blessing’. ‘I definitely believe sex is for mortals, and I am god. So this is a blessing, not a curse,’ Andre Johnson, who goes by the stage name Christ Bearer, told the New York Daily News. But he explained that he still has part of his penis left and can still get aroused.

 

The 41-year-old Northstar rapper sliced off his genitalia inside his North Hollywood apartment on April 16 before jumping from the second floor, in what authorities branded a suicide attempt. But he has since rebutted the report, insisting that he was simply high on PCP. The psychedelic is known for causing people to jump from ledges because they think they can fly. ‘It’s a drug that I had stopped doing for years, but I just got back from Ohio and got back into that lifestyle for a few days,’ he told the Daily News. ‘It definitely was not wise.’ A 911 call from the incident later revealed his panicked friends pleading for help.

 

 

 

Fuck, and here I was thinking I had it better than Christ Bearer because he got high and cut off his own penis and I still have mine. Nope, wrong again. Sex with girls is mortal shit. Plain people who live and die do that. Like all my life I thought trying to fuck chicks was the key to happiness. Oh how wrong I was. Key to happiness it appears is just claiming you are a god and that cutting your own penis off is sneaky a really cool thing to do. Total blessing. Flipped the entire not having a penis game on it’s head. Somehow I went from thinking I was winning to realizing I was losing in a big way all by reading Christ Bearer’s short take on no penis life. Guess those drugs make you incredibly intelligent and in touch with reality too.

 

 

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Apparently even when you’re a god you have to talk topless mirror selfies so that you can not fuck chicks with your non existent dick.

 

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But he explained that he still has part of his penis left and can still get aroused.

 

Puke.