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Ferrari's New $30K Coffee Table Book Costs 3x More Than My Car

In case you were having a tough time deciding between a new car or an item about cars that you can’t afford, here’s what you get with the $30K special edition Ferrari book:

- Coffee table book autographed by Piero Ferrari, the vice chairman of the auto manufacturer & son of founder, Enzo Ferrari

– Everyone thinking you’re an asshole (because if you buy it, odds are good you’re Martin Shkreli)

– Elevated sculpture evocative of the 12-cylinder engine in hand-bent, flared chromed steel that will scare the shit out of guests who pass by it in the dark on the way to the bathroom at night or something

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If you’re worried you can’t swing it there’s the $6K edition for commoners that comes in an aluminum display case. That’s closer to what I paid for my 2003 Honda CRV with a 6-disc CD changer & airbags that supposedly explode shrapnel in your face. When I bought it with a single check years ago I thought it was perfect for NYC because no one would mess with a junker. A week later I walked out of my old Bronx apartment & there it was, torn apart in the night for engine parts & its catalytic converter.

Now I’m just saving up for Art edition Ferrari book so I can browse which car I want as I continue to #grind $$$$ into the future. (Reality: actually considering buying a Razor scooter.)