I'm Pretty Sure April Rose Just Gave Ernie Banks A Heart Attack

Here’s the question. If you’re Ernie Banks this would kind of be the way to go out no? Just hanging with some absurdly hot model, watching her throw her tits in your face and then bam, you’re dead. I don’t want Mr. Cub to die, quite the opposite, but I’m just saying, if you’re going to go, this wouldn’t be the worst way in the world.

No chance Ernie hover hands.