Does This Look Like The Face Of A Hero Dad Who Saw A Fire On A Pier And Put It Out By Pissing On It?
The Sun- A DAD was hailed a hero for putting out a fire on the world’s longest pier by peeing on it. Thomas Watson, 22, unzipped his trousers to tackle the blaze in Southend, Essex. He even dropped to his knees to make sure none of his wee was wasted. Thomas spotted flames breaking out among the dried-out wooden boards as the 1.34-mile pier was deserted at closing time. Firefighters called found he had extinguished it. He said: “I was worried about getting trapped by the flames with my partner and baby. “But I had a full bladder so I felt confident. “The only problem was the wind was pretty strong. After one failed attempt, I got down on to my knees and put out the flames to save the day. The firefighters called me a hero.” The massage oils salesman, of Houghton Regis, Beds, and girlfriend Saeefa Chowdhury, 26, had taken 15-month-old daughter Franzesca on her first seaside trip.
Not all heroes wear capes. Some heroes have a full bladder and a good heart. Some people are just born to be heroes and Thomas Watson one of those people. Most people who get caught in this situation grabs their family and makes a run for it, everybody else on the pier be damned. Not Thomas Watson. Not only is this a great story but it’s a great story that this guy is gonna get to tell at every party he ever goes to. His friends and family are gonna know the story by heart he’s gonna tell it so many times. And wouldn’t you? It’s not every day your urine becomes a hero. Think about how many times you’ve taken a piss in your life, we’re talking thousands of gallons of urine, and not once has it ever done anyone any good. Thomas Watson’s urine saved countless lives that day.
My biggest concern in this scenario wouldn’t be whether or not I had enough gas in the tank to put the fire out, it’d be getting stage fright. My bladder could be filled to the brim but I still gotta perform under pressure and that’s no guarantee. Imagine how emasculating it would be to whip out your dick to put out a fire and you freeze up and the pier burns to the ground. You go from hero to zero in a HURRY. Happy for Thomas Watson that he made it happen and saved the day.