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Monday Morning Motivation: 102 Year Old With A Perfect Dive Into The Water

102 years old! Come on, that just isn’t fair. I’m 29 years old and I can barely get out of bed in the morning. My bones crack, my muscles ache, my will to live decreases. Meanwhile we have this 102 year old doing a perfect swan dive into the lake and then swimming around like a young Michael Phelps. It’s unbelievable. You can even hear the excitement in everyone’s voice, how proud they are of him. I read some comments of people upset they were talking to him like a child, but shit, if I can do literally anything at 62 years old, nevermind 102 years old, you better be giving me all the atta boys and scratching my belly like I’m a puppy. Nothing but respect for Gramps who can swim better and has better hair than pretty much everyone I know. And has killed way more Nazis.

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PS: Never forget. The dive of all dives.