Ghana Parliament Members Roar With Laughter Over The Possible Village Renaming Of "Testicles Are Sad" And "Wise Vagina"

Just goofin. Ghana goofin.

These MPs are laughing and scoffing at the idea of naming a town “Wise Vagina” or “Testicles Are Sad” but I’d bet they’d make a fucking KILLING in merchandise if they actually renamed a town that. It’d be like the trend of renaming minor league baseball teams unconventional names because let’s be honest, Westerners aren’t really clamoring to buy shirts that say “Accra” on them. Now, Accra, lest we forget is the capital and largest city of Ghana, covering an area of 225.67 km2 (87.13 sq mi) with an estimated urban population of 2.27 million as of 2012 which is the last year that census data is available. We are due for more data in 2022. At that time, I will update you. That’s my duty. Also, Accra is derived from the word meaning ants because of the large ant hills that surrounded the countryside just outside of the city.

Beautiful. That being said, take a look at some minor league baseball names.

The Jumbo Shrimp.
The Lobster Rolls.
The Buttery Biscuits.
The Fire Frogs.
The Root Beer Floats.
The Wise Vaginas.
The Testicles Are Sad.

You gotta think those last two would look great on a New Era 5950. Have a bunch of pink tacos on the shirt and possibly an ant or something as the clit. That’d be sick. I bet the Wise Vaginas would have a clean sweep at the annual worldwide travel and tourism awards.

The Sad Testicles is easy to market too. Just have a pair of cartoon nuts and a sad face drawn on him. Testicle mascots put asses in the seats. Who doesn’t remember this Brazilian fella who reminded us all about the dangers of testicular cancer?

So, while all the members are laughing and being silly, perhaps they should realize that they are sitting on a fucking goldmine. Dont change the name of Accra though. Through my research for this blog, I have come to love it.

PS: the Padres should use these alternates.