Denver Man One-Ups Robbie Fox By 22 Charges

This week Robbie got a summons for his megaphone use & has to appear in court. Impressed as I was at his dedication, there’s a man in Colorado who’s gone above & beyond this month.

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Last Friday Thomas Busch accomplished more crimes in three & a half hours than most do in their lifetimes and is now facing 23 charges. Given, his cause was probably more PCP related than UFC. Here’s a snapshot of his evening in order:

5:20pm – Busch gets down to business

-Menaces driver, steals vehicle
-Trades stolen vehicle for stolen tow truck
-Hit & runs a Subaru in the tow truck
-Goes wrong direction on I-25
-Head-on crash, flees on foot
-Sneaks into Denver water facility
-Steals tractor
-Uses tractor to break into construction site
-Attempts to steal 20ft. ladder
-Second hit & run of night, this time on the tractor
-Sneaks onto city golf course on tractor
-Tries breaking into a truck & trailer
-Runs from cops on tractor
-Drives through fence at Manual High School almost hitting pedestrian
-Cops ram his newly acquired tractor, he still resists & bites police dog
-Fights through two tasers

8:45pm – Buzzkill: Cops finally subdue him

Pretty much the only thing he didn’t do was shout into a megaphone. Busch really making the case for a Grand Theft Auto, Denver, here.