Fuck seagulls. If this were me, that’s the deadest seagull in the world. Not from the impact of the ball. I probably don’t hit it hard enough. From a gun or my drone. Whatever it took, I would commit my life to killing this fucking seagull. I hate seagulls. When I played the Old Course I bought a sausage, egg and cheese and set it on a railing while I checked in. I was hungover so I really wanted to eat it. Couldn’t wait. Seagull flew over, grabbed it, and took off. It made some seagully noise that I’m pretty sure was it laughing at me. I was rattled, humiliated, emasculated.
I lose my mind when I myself make my ball go OB – now you’re telling me an evil seagull fucked up my hole?
Just horrific. Fuck seagulls.