Tyrod Taylor And Baker Mayfield Buying An RV To Be A Secret Clubhouse At Training Camp Means The Browns Are #Back

Well I have seen enough. The Browns are officially #BACK and the Factory of Sadness is ready to start pumping out Happiness. Believeland stand the fuck up! Anybody that has ever had a childhood knows that secret clubhouses are the ultimate team builders in the world. A place where guys can be dudes and no girlz (or Hard Knocks cameras) are allowed. The Browns were looking for QBs that would change their culture and it looks like Tyrod Taylor and Baker Mayfield did exactly that. I don’t think even Hue Jackson can fuck this up.

I would give the Browns extra points if this clubhouse was a treehouse because it’s old school and shows #grit. But you can’t escape the humidity in an outdoor treehouse and running electricity up to it so you can have Fortnite marathons would definitely be a humongous fire hazard for a cursed franchise that resides in a city where the river was once engulfed in flames. All that’s left for Tyrod and Baker is nailing the name. Probably the most important part of a clubhouse. Vanny Woodhead is obviously taken and RV McQuarters would have been perfect if RW had ever donned the legendary brown and orange. I’ll leave it up to Tyrod and Baker since leaders not only lead but they come up with the perfect clubhouse names and secret passwords. And even though this will clearly become more than just a QB only RV, every man on the 53-man roster has to make sure that no coaches are ever allowed and Josh Gordon always has a buddy with him when he goes in. If they can pull all of that off, it may be time to pencil Cleveland into the playoffs and sentence the Browns QB jersey to the same fate that every LeBron Cavs jersey in Ohio suffered roughly 8 years ago.