Do I Care At All That Priyanka Chopra And Nick Jonas Got Engaged? NOPE

ELLE- You know what they say: two is a coincidence, three is a trend. Not to be outdone by fellow love birds Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson and Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin, Nick Jonas and Priyanka Chopra have decided to tie the knot after two months of dating. A source told People the couple got engaged in London on her 36th birthday, just one week ago. “They’re so happy,” the source claims. Happy enough that Jonas allegedly shut down a Tiffany & Co. in New York City to purchase a ring. In the short amount of time the pair has been linked, Jonas has met Chopra’s mother and the actress went as his date to a cousin’s wedding. “It’s a huge deal that Nick brought Priyanka to his cousin’s wedding,” a source told People at the time. “He’s dated a lot over the last couple years but it’s never been anything serious, so this is a big step.”

Don’t carrrrrrrrrrrrre. I woke up this morning, saw the news that Priyanka Chopra and Nick Jonas were engaged and carried on about my morning completely unaffected. It just doesn’t matter to me in the slightest. You think I care that she came into the office that one and me we met and there fireworks and time stood still and we could’ve grown old together and now she’s engaged to a Jonas brother? You’d be wrong to think that.

You won’t find anyone caring less about this engagement than me today.

I do wonder what her and Nick talk about, though. Did they go to the same high school and are listed on Cedar Rapids Kennedy High School’s wikipedia page as notable alumni together?

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Didn’t think so. Look at us on that list. Just a couple of Kennedy Cougars that made good. What does Nick Jonas know about how hard it is to be famous or what comes with being a notable alum of your high school? You have to imagine it’s gonna be hard for Priyanka and Nick to relate on anything.

But hey, congratulations to the newly engaged couple.