Don't You Just Hate When You Come Home And There's A Mountain Lion In Your Living Room?
Fox News- An Oregon woman recently came home to an unusual surprise: a mountain lion, which continued taking a nap for six more hours behind her sofa. The odd encounter took place on July 8 in the Ashland, Ore., home of Lauren Taylor. After drinking from a pond in Taylor’s backyard, the cat likely entered her home through an open back door, she explained in Facebook detailing the experience. The post had garnered more than 17,000 reactions and shares as of Tuesday morning. “This is wild,” she wrote. “The door was open and the room has huge plants and stairs built around real tree branches, so she likely didn’t even realize she was walking indoors until she was inside.” After entering the home, the cat was startled by Taylor’s roommate, who screamed upon seeing the mountain lion. This prompted the wild animal to hide behind the sofa, where it snoozed for several hours.
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NOPE. Fuck that. The last thing I’d wanna deal with when I got home from work is a damn mountain lion in my living room. That’s just an entire set of problems I wouldn’t wanna deal with at all, let alone know how to deal with it. What’s the first move after you clean all the poop outta your underwear? Well you definitely take a couple pictures and videos cause duh those will kill it on The Book and The Gram but then what? At that point I’d be more inclined to cover myself in raw meat and just lay on the floor and let the mountain lion kill me rather than try and figure out a way to get the mountain lion outta there. Not to mention the mountain lion probably assumes the house is his now. He’s just gonna keep coming back to where it’s warm and the pillows are soft. He probably pissed all over the joint to mark his territory. You might still be making the mortgage payments but the house belongs to him now.
I’ll admit that last picture of the mountain lion is adorable. The mountain lion looks so peaceful just laying there on your couch pillow. That is until you realize it’s an animal that can rip your face off in two seconds. Still cute though. Wanna boop that nose so bad.