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Fastest Way To Owning A Bentley? Tattooing The Bentley Logo On Your Face (Also Committing Identity Theft And Trying To Steal Other People's Money)

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(Source) A Broward man with the logo for Bentley luxury automobiles tattooed on his face has been charged with identity theft to file fraudulent income tax returns. He also has a shark tattooed on his face and works at a shoe store. So, in case you were wondering exactly which guy with the Bentley logo tattooed on his face, it’s the one with the shark tatted on his face who works at a shoe store.

The man, 26-year-old Derek Denesevich, had devised a scheme with help from a former Broward Clerk of Courts employee. According to court records, the employee, Porscha Kyles, 26, misused her position to steal drivers’ identities which Denesevich’s then used to electronically file false tax returns to get refunds from the IRS. Denesevich would bay Kyles cash for the information she’d provide.

 

 

You know all those bullshit motivational quotes talking about visualizing change, seeing your successful future, looking in the mirror and finding what motivates you every day? Well that’s exactly what Derek Denesevich did here. You want to some day own a Bentley and be awesome and rich? You want that extra kick in your ass when you wake up on a Monday morning a little hungover and you just don’t feel like committing Identity theft or insurance fraud for the 10,000th time? What better way to remind yourself of said goals than to get a huge Bentley logo tattooed directly in the middle of your forehead. None. The answer is none ways.

 

 

Just a quick update to the Step Brothers line.

 

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