Woman with a 6-Foot Ass is Working Hard to Make it 'the World's Biggest'
Source – A determined model with a six-foot wide bottom is gorging on junk food in a desperate attempt to make her bum even bigger.
Natasha Crown wants to put on a staggering four stone (56lb) so doctors can redistribute her fat and make her butt “the world’s biggest”.
The economics graduate, from Gothenburg, Sweden, is now downing takeaways, pizza, pasta and six kilos of Nutella a month to achieve the body of her dreams.
She declared: “I’ll do whatever it takes to have the world’s biggest bum.” …
She had her first cosmetic procedure at just 20.
“Maybe I have body dysmorphia or something but I don’t feel like it is even that big. I definitely want bigger,” she said.
As Rudy Ruettiger’s buddy Pete so eloquently put it before getting blown to bits in a steel mill explosion (that killed him just before cigarette smoking, industrial fumes and despair would have), “Having dreams is what makes life tolerable.” Say what you will about Natasha Crown, but she is a dreamer.
Go ahead and mock her if you must, but you won’t have me along for the ride. As least she’s pursuing her dream. When I was a kid, I wanted to grow up to be Batman. A fearless, powerful, agent of vengeance with the body of a Greek god. Instead, I’m an older, lazier version of my teenage self with the bod of a suburban dad. Which I am. So I’m not about to cast the first stone at a woman who knows what she wants to be and is paying the price to make it her reality.
In a lot of ways, she’s like an Olympic athlete. One of those citizens of the world we celebrate once every four years when there’s basically nothing else on TV. She’s got the single-minded purpose of someone who’s worked tirelessly night and day for years to be the best archer, shot putter or rhythmic gymnast. The only difference is, having The World’s Biggest Ass isn’t some boring pursuit nobody cares about. Love or hate a giant, thicc booty, at least everyone can relate to it. Even if, like hers, it’s about 1o pounds away from being declared Earth’s second moon. And God knows she’s enjoying the journey more than some athlete, horking down the carbs and Nutella by the gallon is a better way to go through life than working out all day every day just so you can stare at some stupid medal you won. When Natasha finally cracks that record, being followed everywhere by Earth’s Mightiest Bum will be it’s own reward. Here’s to you, you beautiful, magnificent woman.