I’ve been to my fair share of Jewish weddings. They’re the best weddings ever. So much better than you guys that do the hour and a half full masses. Jews know how to keep it light and fun. Stomping on the glass gets the people fired up every time. Starting the party off right away with the hora. Everybody happy and circling around arm in arm gettin’ turnt up.
Y’all ever seen this in the middle of a church?
Well forget what you knew. The game has once again been flipped on its head. Fuck the chair.
It’s motherfucking jet pack time.
Incredible. Your move Christianity.