A Baby Was Born In A Chick-Fil-A Bathroom And Will Get Free Chick-Fil-A For Life As Well As A Job When She Turns 14
(Source)- A family was in for a surprise as a woman gave birth to her baby in Chick-fil-A. According to KSAT-TV, the fast food restaurant is the Griffin family’s favorite place to eat, but they never thought they would be delivering their baby there. In fact, the parents bought newborn Gracelyn a “Little Nugget” Chick-fil-A onesie three months ago. Falon Griffin started having intense contractions on Tuesday night, so she and her husband, Robert, headed to the hospital.
Before heading to the hospital, the couple dropped off their two daughters with a family friend, and the couple stopped by a nearby Chick-fil-A so that Falon could use the restroom. Although the restaurant was closed, the staff let Falon in. That is when Falon went into labor. “I’m about to dial 911, I open the door and she’s just screaming,” Brenda Enriquez, the Chick-fil-A store director, said. “All I cared about at the end of the day was the baby was breathing, and by the time they (first responders) arrived, she was pink, thankfully for those blankets for keeping her warm,” Falon told KSAT-TV.
As a reward for her unexpected birth at the establishment, Chick-fil-A has offered the baby food for life and a guaranteed job at 14 years old.
Hit’em with it, KG!!!
Not since Christopher Wallace went from an overweight drug dealer slinging rock on the corner to the King Of New York have we seen someone’s life go from negative to positive faster. Little Gracelyn Griffin was thisssssssclose to having an embarrassing story about her birth. Whenever she had to tell people which hospital she was born at for a security answer or in a random conversation, she would have to quietly answer “Inside the bathroom of a fast food restaurant” as she looked at the ground while her eyes welled up with tears.
However, that entire scenario got turned on its head by which fast food place her parents stopped at. If she was born on a Sunday, she would have been shit out of luck and prolly born in a Mickey D’s bathroom. But it was a Tuesday, so she was born at a Chick-Fil-A. If you have ever been to a Chick-Fil-A, you know there is probably no cleaner place to pop a fetus out with a bunch of employees who will bend over backwards to make sure your visit is pleasant. And that includes hospitals. I recently got a bill for my son’s birth in April. You know how much it cost just to check in and cut him out of my wife? $20,000. Luckily insurance covered every cent of that. But if it didn’t, how the hell are you supposed to pay that along with all of the other bills in life without selling your body or other children?
Instead the Griffins got free entrance and discharge from their delivery (rest)room and their kid gets free Chick-Fil-A for life. Gracelynn can shove as many spicy chicken sandwiches, waffle fries, and all of those glorious sauces down her throat for free for her entire life just because she had to spend her first minutes on Earth in a fast food bathroom with a floor you could eat off of. Meanwhile her parents get to casually cross off “Food” on the laundry list of things they have to pay for as long as Gracelynn lives under their roof. What a dream. That’s how you lock up Favorite Kid For Life before you even open your eyes for the first time. Oh yeah and Gracelynn automatically gets a job there when she turns 14. Yeah I know people will say “Big deal, it’s a fast food job. Anybody can get that as a teenager”. But in 14 years, you will probably need a Masters just to get an interview at your local fast food joint.