Kylie Jenner Pierced Her Baby's Ears, And A Bunch Of Pathetic Whiners Are Angry Online
People- Kylie Jenner is hardly the first mom (celebrity or otherwise) to pierce her baby’s ears, but her decision to do so with her 5-month-old daughter Stormihas many fans wondering how safe it is.
“My advice is to wait until your child is old enough to participate in caring for the earrings and the discussion of whether or not they want this done to their body,” University of Rochester Medical Center pediatric emergency medicine doctor Elizabeth Murray tells PEOPLE.
Explains Murray about the benefits of waiting until a child is older, “I have seen far too many infants and toddlers choke on or swallow earring parts. I’ve also seen a large number of earrings end up in a toddler’s nose!”
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Normally, I would never write about something this stupid. I don’t give a flying fuck about Kylie Jenner, her money, her lip reduction, or her rapper husband. Who knows, maybe they’re not married. If you can draw an accurate Kardashian-Jenner family tree, you should go back to night school.
What drew me to this topic was the outrage from both sides of the issue. This is a full-on race war:
I’ll agree with that. I don’t know that much about Nigeria. I asked Zah, and he explained to me that it’s a state within the country of Africa. So obviously it has some of the typical downsides that you find in Africa, like terrorism and farm animals. I guess if Nigerian parents are piercing their babies’ ears and they’re not dying from infections, it’s safe. Because farm animals and terrorists carry all kinds of infectious bacteria.
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I’m assuming latinx is a typo for latina, and not a Spanish-speaking version of SpaceX, or a South American porn site. Certain cultures pierce their babies’ ears as quickly as possible. They’re not officially alive until they’re rocking studs. How else are you supposed to know that the child is a girl? You certainly can’t reveal their private parts at parties because you never know if bad guys are present. We have to respect cultural differences, no matter how strange they may seem. Try going to China one time. They make pierced baby ears look like the most unremarkable baby news of all time.
You want to talk about nonconsensual body modification? My parents took my foreskin when I was six minutes old. And you don’t hear me complaining. Why? Because I look a lot better without my foreskin. Just as many young women look fantastic with earrings. I’m sure as hell glad that they trimmed the turtleneck when I was too young to consciously understand what was happening, because if we’d held off on that procedure until I was old enough to “consent” to shucking my dick husk, I probably wouldn’t have done it. That’s a TERRIFYING procedure for an 18-year-old kid.
This made me spit out my cum and I’m not even gay. Luanne, are you really try to scold People magazine for not covering, say, the controversial meeting between Trump and Putin? Do you really go to People for your fucking NEWS? This is exactly what they cover! Kylie Jenner!!! This is their news, and this is exactly what you care about, so shut your gob.
Final verdict? Kylie can pierce her baby’s ears. She’s twenty. I’m sure she knows exactly what is best for her child.