Hardo Mountain Biker Ramps Over Tour de France Riders

HARDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

So I don’t know if you’ve heard but I’m a person who rides a bike now. I ride it to and from work because it’s cheaper and faster and it’s a good work out (albeit it’s much more dangerous than taking the subway or walking to work but I recently purchased a helmet called The Thrasher so we should be good). I’ve weighed all my options and riding a Citi bike is the option I’ve chosen. It’s scary but also exhilarating. You forget just how much fun it is to ride a bike. There’s a reason we all wanted bikes as kids. Catch a little downhill and you’re flying and you’re on top of the world. Until a yellow cab takes out my back tire and I break my arms. We’ll deal with that when it happens.

But I wanna make something clear, I am not part of whatever community that hardo biker in the video is a part of. There isn’t just one kind of person who rides a bike. There’s many different categories. For instance, I’m the most scared and sheepish bike rider there is. I follow all the rules and rarely color outside the lines, if ever. I just wanna get from point A to pint B in one piece and get my day started. I like being alive so I’m not interested in jumps or ramps or any X Games tomfoolery. I rarely even ride outside the bike lane if possible. The guy in that video is a Hardo maniac. Those are the type of bike people that Feitelberg hates and I hate them too. That’s about as Look At Me as you can get. What kind of asshole needs so much attention that he ramps over the Tour de France? Again, we’re not the same. Not even close.