I'm Buying A Bike Helmet On Amazon Prime Day So I Don't Die On My Way To Work

So recently I started riding a citi bike to work. I was gonna keep that fact under wraps for as long as I could because there’s people in this office that look down upon those who ride two wheels around the city (I won’t name any names but one of them goes by John Henry Feitelberg). I stupidly told one person my deep and dark bike secret and, before I knew it, the whole office knew and Young Pageviews had his Stool Scenes camera in my face. When bloggers get together, they’re worse than a sewing circle.

So now the whole world knows and the world is worried about me dying cause I don’t wear a helmet. I would’ve had a helmet sooner but the bike thing happened to fast. Late last Sunday night I just decided that I was gonna start riding a bike to work. I was fed up with riding the hot and disgusting subway and I didn’t wanna walk anymore. So my options were either take a cab everyday which would get pricey quick or start riding a bike. I chose bike. So it was last minute and that’s why I’ve been riding without a helmet.

Well it’s Amazon Prime Day and I’ve decided to do something about it. I have ordered a bike helmet. It’s called the Thrasher. Hell yeah it is.

Check out this badass mother fucker

Thing is SICK. Sleek and stylish. I’m really gonna need it cause I’m gonna crash a lot with all the girls chasing me down the street.

Do you have anything you really need? Well you’re in luck cause today is Amazon Prime Day! Click the link and go nuts.