If You Don’t Buy Your Kids The Die Hard Authorized Coloring And Activity Book, You Are A Terrible Parent

Clem7/16/2018 8:47 PM

I have been trying to figure out a way to discuss this gem of a book on the blog, but always had the mantra “No Free Ads” being said by Emperor Portnoy blare through my head every time I created a draft.

But I finally can talk about how great this book is thanks to the nerds on the 2nd floor coming up with today’s Barstool Prime Day in order for us to buy Deadspin. You guys may have heard of it one or one million times if you looked at the blog over the last hour or so.

Every kid’s hero should be John McClane. Yeah some people will say that role should be filled by parents or pillars of the community. But did those people save the day from thieves, terrorists, or thieves posing as thieves? Unless they are John McClane’s kids, I don’t think so! There is no better way to stimulate your child’s young, impressionable mind than coloring and filling out activities based on some of the best scenes from the GREATEST MOVIE OF ALL-TIME featuring the best hero and villain in cinematic history.