A Woman Is Suing Alex Trebek Because His Dog Scared Her Which Caused Her To Fall Into The Street And Inflicted "Physical, Mental, And Emotional Pain"

TMZ- Alex Trebek’s dog runs after a pedestrian who falls into the street. What is Alex Trebek is getting sued. Hanna Ketai claims she was walking her yellow lab down an L.A. street earlier this month when a “large black dog” — from Trebek’s property — came running at her and tried to attack her. The docs — obtained by TMZ — claim Ketai screamed, turned away and fell on her hands and knees into the street.

Ketai claims a large SUV was headed in her direction, but a witness helped her away from oncoming traffic and to safety. As a result of the incident, Ketai claims to have suffered physical, mental and emotional pain, worry and anxiety. She also says it has affected her work abilities.

Talk about your all-time Hail Mary court case. Trying to get a jury of 12 people to rule against someone as beloved and admired as Alex Trebek is hard enough. It don’t care if the juror’s box has Pat Sajak, Vanna White, Sean Connery, Turd Ferguson, Ken Jennings (who clearly dreams of one day sitting on Trebek’s iron throne), that defending champion Lisa that he buried earlier this year.

As well as the Nerdcore Hip Hop lady he buried and proverbially lit on fire last year.

Getting a bunch of people to take down the Gameshow Gawd that also happens to be a very polite Canadian is damn near impossible. Can you imagine how delightful Alex Trebek would be on the stand? Guy has been hosting the best gameshow on Earth for years and knows the perfect amount of charm and biting sarcasm to get the audience in the palm of his hand. The first time he told a lawyer that his statement wasn’t in the form of a question, the entire court would erupt in laughter and the Judge would throw out the Plaintiff’s case immediately.

But trying to get a dozen people to rule against Alex Trebek AND his dog is nuts because you slipped, skinned your knee, and got flustered is CRAZY to me. Did you see the reaction to that story about dogs being parasites instead of man’s best friend? The entire internet, which has never been more split than it is right now, united together like The Avengers to shame the author. I think Liz still has steam coming out from her ears after writing her blog killing this guy. To go against a national treasure like Alex Trebek AND man’s best friend in America’s #GoodBoy culture is suicide, Benny.

Come at the king, you best not miss.