Good Luck To Anybody Trying To Look Better Than Team Jamaica At The World Lacrosse Championships
I’ve been on this earth for 26 years so far. And throughout my entire time here, I’ve held just one belief–that Adidas should just stay away from lacrosse. However, I have an announcement to make. Because after seeing the uniforms that Team Jamaica will be wearing in Israel starting today at the 2018 FIL World Lacrosse Championships, I am now very much on board. Because as long as the motto “look good, feel good, play good” is true, then you can expect the Jamaicans to score approximately one billion goals over the next week and a half.
Flames upon flames upon flames upon some more flames.
There are now 2 jerseys that I need in my life more than I need air to breath. And in case you don’t understand how air works, you need it in order to live. But those jerseys are the Trinidad & Tobago jerseys from D2: The Mighty Ducks
And now the Team Jamaica lacrosse jerseys. I hate to come in here and completely cuck the Failing Upwards fellas, but those two uniforms are hotter than literally any “fit” they’ve ever posted.
All I’m saying is that before I saw these uniforms, I was figuring that the best case scenario for Team Jamaica was a top 10-15 finish at their first ever World Championships. But now? I mean the big 3 of USA, Canada and the Iroquois may still be untouchable. But Jamaica is looking like a team who is ready to at least be a part of the conversation.
Jamaica vs Israel is currently being played right now on ESPNU, by the way.
P.S. – Obligatory Cool Runnings reference.