Big Girl Thinks It's Cute To Taunt Ocean, Gets Sent Straight To Davy Jones' Locker

Back to the Loch with you, Nessie. I guess when you have the intelligence to go for a leisurely dip in the dead of winter, in a storm nonetheless, and survive the swim, you think you can get away with a cocky strut away from Poseidon. False. Just shows that unless you’re part of the Polar Bear Club or are plunging for charity and already have enough whale blubber attached to your body to where hypothermia is the least of your worries, best stear clear of the frigid waters.