The Barstool Wiffleball Home Run Derby Presented By DEVOUR Is Coming

It has been five years. Five longggg years since Barstool Sports has broken out the golden sticks and had a Home Run Derby. The wait is over. It’s BACK, thanks to DEVOUR. In the summer of 2013, it was a showdown between Pres and his boatload of excuses, Big Cat, Kmarko, KFC, and David Ortiz. This year, you don’t know who you’re gonna get. Tex is already chirping at the whole office about how he’s going to win, and I don’t even know if he’s allowed to participate.

Is Big Cat going to defend his crown? Is Francis going to prove that he’s superior in literally everything that he does? Is Kayce going to wear yoga pants? Is KFC’s body capable of doing anything athletic after having two kids? Will the tightness of Feits’ pants allow him to step into a fastball? Is Smitty going to test out his surgically repaired shoulder? Will Portnoy fly back from Nantucket to show off his Triple Crown-winning swing?

Tune in and find out! Spoiler alert: There’s a zero percent chance I lose this thing. Zero.

This is all thanks to our friends at DEVOUR. DEVOUR offers ridiculously good frozen meals and just launched grilled cheese sandwiches in bold flavors like Philly Cheesesteak or Buffalo Chicken, which you can find in stores near frozen sandwiches.

It’s the perfect fuel for me as I prep to take down the competition, and the perfect reward when I take home the ship.

See you in the winners circle! #DEVOURderby