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Little Chinese Girl Gets Bundled By a Primate As it Sends Her Flying After She Teased It With Food

Daily Mail

A monkey was caught on video punching a little girl in the face after she got too close while feeding the animal. In the shocking footage filmed in a zoo in China the monkey lashes out at the child suddenly and without warning.

The video begins with the child crouched down helping to feed the animal. She is accompanied by an adult who is handing the monkey morsels to eat. It is thought that the child teased the monkey by dangling a piece of food in front of it before pulling away. The monkey took its revenge by punching her in the face. It is unclear where in China the footage was filmed or what type of monkey is featured.

Fuck yes! This happened in China so there’s probably a 75% chance this little guy gets put to death because that country is makes up rules, but it did nothing wrong here. Imagine being teased with food as a human being? What would you do? Become enraged with anger is the correct answer. Don’t put food out in your hand and take it away just to insult my intelligence.

Also a lot of people are calling this little fella a monkey. That’s no monkey folks. I’ve watched enough Nat Geo and Discovery Channel to know that’s a baboon. You know what you do with baboons? You stay the fuck away. Baboon’s are bad mama jamas and are not a species to be trifled with.

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Why would you ever tease any animal with FOOD of all things? It’s literally the only thing that they want.

That girl went FLYING down those stairs, and she wasn’t pulling a Neymar by any means. That baboon was fucking pissed and she got the worse of the encounter. The person really at fault here was clearly her mother. Hey lady! Bored with your child and need something to do? How about you do just about anything else other than take your kid to fuck around with a wild baboon. I’ll be so upset if they kill this baboon because he pushed a little girl down three stairs. Team baboon.