Official Apology To Liz Gonzales For An Incident At The Office Today

Earlier this afternoon, I made a huge mistake with my pal Liz. Liz and I are friends. We get along swimmingly. I fear that may have changed.

Let’s start at the beginning.

My schedule has been thrown off. I left my house early this morning for a flight. As such, I didnt get my early morning glass of coffee to clean out the ole system. Talkin colon. I’ve been hurting all day.

I get to New York, film a video, and head to the office for a late lunch. The lunch was heavy. Talkin tacos.

No, I’m not writing Liz an apology for appropriating Mexican culture by eating tacos. That would be ridiculous but just in case, I apologize for that too. Can never be too sure.

I went to the bathroom. It was a heavy flow. I flushed the toilet, washed my hands*, and headed back out to the floor of the blogging factory.

Liz was standing outside of the door, so I became a renter in a little place called no-man’s land.

I had a couple of options. I could have said something to the effect of, “DO NOT GO IN THERE!” Get it? Ace Ventura. That would have slayed.

I didn’t say anything. I just let her walk in there like I did a piss. I did a dump and didnt warn her, and for that, I apologize. Credit to Liz. She didnt make a face or anything. She could have shamed me and she didnt. That’s a good friend. I also now forgive her for posting this picture of me a few months ago. Even Steven.