Soccer Team Flat Out Refuses To Make Game-Winning Goal Despite Many Chances

Gross. Get that shit outta my face. All of us Americans are soccer fans now. We’re all soccer snobs now. The World Cup has spoiled us with the best soccer in the world so we’re not gonna put up with that bush league shit we just witnessed. You gotta finish when you put the ball on net that many times. You gotta bury it. That many set pieces? That should result in a goal every time. Every time. This is precisely why soccer never catches on in the United States. Every 4 years we get our dick and balls tickled with the highest level of soccer then for the next 4 years we’re forced to watch the MLS wand whatever hell the USL is. It’d be like tasting the sweetest strawberry once every 4 years and being forced to eat nothing but moldy rotten strawberries in between. No shit soccer never becomes a thing here. That was some rotten strawberry soccer in that video. And don’t tell me to watch EPL games. 9am on Saturday mornings? Couldn’t be me.